Club Meeting / Pig Roast – Nov. 11th

The next car club meeting will be Saturday, November 11th at Howard Langston’s home just south of Alexandria near Timber Lake. Billy will be putting the pig in the Cajun microwave at noon and dinner should be served around 4PM. Following the food, there will be a cruise into Alexandria (weather permitting).

Make sure the Cenla Custom Kruisers know about the cruise. Some of the members may like to join us on the cruise / show-n-shine. Normally, there’s a cruise-in at Burger King on Jackson St on the second Saturday night of the month. I think October’s was the last until the Spring time. Should be fun.

A Bit of Humor!

  • Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 1:02 pm //
  • By: Joe Pharis //
  • Category: Uncategorized

I received this in e-mail and thought I would pass it on. Please forgive me if policial jokes offend you. 🙂

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal. 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat’s Answer :
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican’s Answer: BANG!

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Redneck’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click .

Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?”
Son: “You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?”
Wife: “You are NOT taking that to the taxidermist!